Awesome. So I just stole the bike. In my mind, I was being recorded on a "Bait Bike" reality show and now was about to have to explain myself with, "I was just moving it to a safer area" or "I was taking it to the police station, I swear!" But since I'm not a thief, don't need a bike, and not on meth, I returned it to the place I found it, and thankfully no camera crew was hiding in the bushes.
This morning? Bike was still there. So I decided to take a picture, and of course I had to have Lola in it because I'm that Mom.